"It's cute how food labels think there are
eight servings in a pie!"
I do like a pithy quotations and I collect them from all sorts of sources and store them in a word document which I keep on my desktop. I run a once-a-month charity walking group and send out emails to about 150 people and, on each mailing, I use a different quotation; a few of them are my own (but I usually describe them as 'anonymous' but the ones here not mine - I think....). There many categories of types - wisdom, humour, thought-provoking etc. Often I relate the quote to something relevant to the particular post or time of the year and so on. Sometimes I add a cartoon but, as drawing them takes so long, I don't do that too much nowadays.
Here is a selection of some that I have used and some that I have waiting in the wings:
"I would
challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William
Shakespeare, (As You Like It) (Apparently 'Good Reads' was wrong about this being by Shakespeare!)
When Winston
Churchill was asked to cut Arts funding in favour of the war effort he replied
“Then what are we fighting for?”
“Of course I can keep
secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t keep them.” - Anthony
Haden-Guest
I went to a
bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said
if she told me, it would defeat the purpose - Anonymous
"If Jesus was a
Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?" - Billy Connolly
"God endowed a
woman with keener judgement than man" - The Talmud
“Always be sincere,
even when you don’t mean it.” - Irene Peter
Never laugh at
your wife's choices..... you are one of them!
“Try to be a rainbow
in someone’s cloud”-Maya Angelou
“If your brains
were made of gunpowder they wouldn’t blow your hat off!” – Anonymous
"My grandmother
started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's eighty-six now and
we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen Degeneres
“We hang the petty
thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.” – Aesop
“I’ve written a book
about DIY First Aid. It’s called ‘Suture Self’ - Anonymous
“Have you ever
noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going
faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin
Last year I joined a
group for procrastinators, We haven't met yet...- Anonymous
“If you light a
lamp for someone it will also brighten your path.” - Buddhist saying.
“No one has ever
become poor by giving.”-Anne Frank
I'm listening to the late JJ Cale
singing his own song, City Girls.